6 Steps to Questionable Karmic Success
Because success isn’t about luck. It’s about extremely poor decisions.
Can you beat my success?
I’m sorry to disappoint you, but you can’t. You just can’t. And please, don’t ask me to be humble.
Fine — since you’re this desperate, I’ll share my secret.
But fair warning: this path isn’t for everyone. It requires focus, dedication, and a strong belief in Karma.
Because you see — my success is karmic.
If you follow my rules, I can even guarantee success on Karma's behalf.
Here’s the secret to my stupendous success:
Reputation!
Yeah, I’ve built quite a reputation. I’ve gathered quite a following. And followers, in today’s world, mean money and success.
People are so crazy about me, they follow me. Everywhere I go.
You name it — that person might be my follower:
Weird old-aged men? Yes.
Weird wives of old-aged men? Oh yeah.
Pretty daughters of old-aged men? You got it.
Police? Hell yeah!
Now, that’s quite a following, you’ll say. But it wasn’t built in a day. It took years.
So let me give you the blueprint to build your reputation and achieve success:
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1. Get Your Eyes Checked
Yes, you read that right — if you're reading this, your eyes might still work. If not, get them checked.
Once your eyes work, you’ll spot the right girls, boys, or men to target.
I’m not gender-biased. Forgive me if that disappoints you — I’m working on it with personal coaching from popular politicians.
2. Focus Like a Bogus
The journey of a thousand followers begins with one. And to get that first follower, you need focus.
Once your eyes are ready, squint and fixate on the person you like most. But don’t stare directly — you’re not a psycho (yet).
Focus secretly. Think of it as silent stalking with dignity.
Act like a bogus person who pretends to look everywhere while slowly locking in on the target.
3. Learn From Your Peeing Dog
Whoever said "Dog is man’s best friend" was clearly an influencer.
He knew dogs could teach you the art of marking territory.
Next time your dog pees, watch and learn.
No dog? Borrow someone else’s.
No friends? Watch street dogs — they’re the real masters.
Once you’ve identified your target, mark the area around their home. You are now building your territory.
4. Follow Like a Hollow
Now comes the real game.
Follow your target everywhere:
To college? Check.
To their boyfriend? Check.
To their girlfriend? Check.
To your own boyfriend or girlfriend? Check.
Follow like a hollow man — emotionless, shameless, detached.
Even if your wife catches you mid-follow, just meditate on your hollowness and continue.
5. Scale and Nail- The Variety
Once you’ve mastered following one person, start scaling up.
Follow men.
Follow women.
Follow ugly men.
Swap genders. Swap religions. Swap humans with animals.
Diversify your portfolio. True success demands variety.
6. Redeem Your Pent-Up Karma
After following men, women, and animals, people will start noticing you.
They’ll wonder:
Who is this weirdo who keeps following us?
Out of curiosity (and mild fear), they may start following you back.
Some might even call the police. Perfect. That’s when your fame skyrockets.
If the police feel generous, they’ll broadcast your fame on radio, television, and — if you’re really blessed — social media.
And when the whole world follows you?
You build reputation.
Reputation builds trust.
Trust builds followers.
Followers buy anything you throw at them. Even pure garbage.
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