Silly Humans
A short story collection about loyalty, love, and the weird stuff in between — including table fans, toilets, and threesomes. It’s satire. It’s free.
Modern Clarity : Five Stories on What Still Matters
Do you have an answer for every problem? Maybe you look for them everywhere and end up more confused than before.
We live in a world that hands us an answer for everything, a video, a book, a stranger online who seems to have it all figured out. So we keep looking outward.
But the moments that change how you see your own life rarely come from outside. They come from an ordinary evening, a phone call, a number on a scale that wouldn’t move. They are quiet, and they are already right in front of you.
Modern Clarity is five true stories about exactly those moments:
Grief and presence — what one man understood only after losing someone
Identity and worth — why the labels people give you say more about you than them
Belief — a mentor’s question that still applies decades later
Effort — two years of nothing before it finally paid off
Comparison — a dinner conversation that sent one man looking for his own life instead
These aren’t lessons from a stage. They’re quiet, honest moments, the kind you sit with rather than scroll past.
If you feel lost sometimes, Modern Clarity won’t hand you a fix. But it will give you a few moments that make you think differently.
Get it now.
TheGoalGetter
My first—and so far, only—unfunny, non-fiction book written in parable style. Born out of a desperate need to become more organised and productive... or maybe just to cure boredom during peak COVID times.
If this short read doesn’t make you more productive, I’ll consider the DEAL system from the book a total DEAL breaker. No hard feelings.
Silly Humans: The Quiet Sufferers ( Silly Humans book 1)
Short Twisted Satires That Turn Quiet Suffering Into Loud Laughter.
In this darkly funny and twist-filled collection, Silly Humans: The Quiet Sufferers dives into the quiet madness of everyday life—where love, tradition, and identity take absurd turns.
A man flees his clingy wife—only to watch her become a spiritual icon.
An arranged marriage spirals into chaos when no one can identify the groom.
A perfect bride hides an unexpected twist.
A man weaponizes a smile.
A self-help book sparks a domestic war.
A lawyer defends a cow while missing the real mess at home.
Marriage, power, gender, even godliness—nothing escapes the satire.
You’ll laugh, cringe, and nod in uncomfortable recognition.
The quiet sufferers could be anyone. Your neighbours, your friends, someone in your family… or maybe even you.
Sensible Idiots
( Silly Humans book 2)
Frustrating Problems. Idiotic Solutions. Surprisingly Sensible Payoffs.
In this hilarious collection, Sensible Idiots drags you into everyday disasters of love, family, and ambition—where one lie, one slap, or one missing underwear can destroy everything.
A husband fakes sick leave for a party—only to diagnose himself with the “cancer of lies” that could wreck his marriage and career.
An uncle’s casual advice detonates into a curse threatening to ruin his family tree for generations.
A resignation letter goes rogue, forcing its owner into a desperate chase where failure means losing his job, his home, and even his bed to the dogs.
A fight against hair fall unravels a corporate conspiracy that could strip him of far more than his scalp.
And one missing underwear ignites a war that drags in family feuds, police raids, and primetime news anchors—threatening to expose secrets best left hidden.
Plus more twisted tales where everyday idiots stumble into absurd disasters—and strangely sensible payoffs.
From marriages to jobs to missing underwear—nothing escapes the satire.
Laugh, groan, and admit it: the “sensible idiot” might be you.
That One Little Thing
That One Little Thing follows Kevin—a risk-averse, stability-loving guy whose quiet life gets ambushed by a sudden promotion at the People’s Bank. Thrust into a managerial role he never asked for, Kevin must juggle office politics, family expectations, and decisions he’s spent years dodging.
As his neatly planned life begins to unravel, what starts as corporate chaos slowly turns into something much more personal—and a lot messier.
It’s a story that’ll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even question what success really means.
Coming soon. Prepare for some soul-searching, some chuckles, and a character who learns the hard way—so you don’t have to.
The Cafe Of Second Chances
He lost his job, his savings, and maybe even the girl… so he opened a café.
Rahul never planned to become an entrepreneur—especially not with zero funds, a bruised ego, and a menu full of borrowed ideas. But when life cornered him, he did the only thing he could: bet on himself.
Now, with a quirky team, questionable furniture, and a whole lot of chaos, he’s trying to serve second chances with every cup of coffee.
But in a town where ambition comes dressed in luxury and old rivals don’t play fair, can belief, grit, and a little madness be enough?
A heartwarming, laugh-out-loud tale about losing everything—and brewing something better.
Coming Soon
Marriage Material
Ketan’s peaceful life is thrown into chaos when his father starts parading him as the perfect marriage material.
While his father is determined to find him a match—no matter what it takes—Ketan is equally committed to dodging every girl that comes his way. What follows is a hilarious tug-of-war, with both crafting secret plans to outwit the other.
Will Ketan manage to escape the arrange marriage trap?
Or will he—against all odds—end up proving that he really is Marriage Material?
Coming Soon