Books
A short story collection about loyalty, love, and the weird stuff in between — including table fans, toilets, and threesomes. It’s satire. It’s free.
My first—and so far, only—unfunny, non-fiction book written in parable style. Born out of a desperate need to become more organised and productive... or maybe just to cure boredom during peak COVID times.
If this short read doesn’t make you more productive, I’ll consider the DEAL system from the book a total DEAL breaker. No hard feelings.
Short Twisted Satires That Turn Quiet Suffering Into Loud Laughter.
In this darkly funny and twist-filled collection, Silly Humans: The Quiet Sufferers dives into the quiet madness of everyday life—where love, tradition, and identity take absurd turns.
A man flees his clingy wife—only to watch her become a spiritual icon.
An arranged marriage spirals into chaos when no one can identify the groom.
A perfect bride hides an unexpected twist.
A man weaponizes a smile.
A self-help book sparks a domestic war.
A lawyer defends a cow while missing the real mess at home.
Marriage, power, gender, even godliness—nothing escapes the satire.
You’ll laugh, cringe, and nod in uncomfortable recognition.
The quiet sufferers could be anyone. Your neighbours, your friends, someone in your family… or maybe even you.
That One Little Thing
That One Little Thing follows Kevin—a risk-averse, stability-loving guy whose quiet life gets ambushed by a sudden promotion at the People’s Bank. Thrust into a managerial role he never asked for, Kevin must juggle office politics, family expectations, and decisions he’s spent years dodging.
As his neatly planned life begins to unravel, what starts as corporate chaos slowly turns into something much more personal—and a lot messier.
It’s a story that’ll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even question what success really means.
Coming soon. Prepare for some soul-searching, some chuckles, and a character who learns the hard way—so you don’t have to.
The Cafe Of Second Chances
He lost his job, his savings, and maybe even the girl… so he opened a café.
Rahul never planned to become an entrepreneur—especially not with zero funds, a bruised ego, and a menu full of borrowed ideas. But when life cornered him, he did the only thing he could: bet on himself.
Now, with a quirky team, questionable furniture, and a whole lot of chaos, he’s trying to serve second chances with every cup of coffee.
But in a town where ambition comes dressed in luxury and old rivals don’t play fair, can belief, grit, and a little madness be enough?
A heartwarming, laugh-out-loud tale about losing everything—and brewing something better.
Coming Soon
Marriage Material
Ketan’s peaceful life is thrown into chaos when his father starts parading him as the perfect marriage material.
While his father is determined to find him a match—no matter what it takes—Ketan is equally committed to dodging every girl that comes his way. What follows is a hilarious tug-of-war, with both crafting secret plans to outwit the other.
Will Ketan manage to escape the arrange marriage trap?
Or will he—against all odds—end up proving that he really is Marriage Material?
Coming Soon