Archive - KYG Stories

The Best Chinese You Should Never Taste

Chinese certification feared

8 hrs ago

Why Should You Choose to Consider Sleeping with Your Ex?

A practical guide to redistributing your misery fairly

Aug 16

6 Steps to Questionable Karmic Success

Because success isn’t about luck. It’s about extremely poor decisions.

Aug 9

Crash the Car. Earn the Jackpot.

A tragic tale of automotive damage, moral damage, and one extremely helpful sibling with flexible ethics

Aug 2

July 2025

The Housewarming Hitman

How I turned bad advice into a masterplan

Jul 26

Silly Humans : The Quiet Sufferers

Short Twisted Satires That Turn Quiet Suffering Into Loud Laughter.

Jul 24

I Just Wanted the Girl. He Gave Me a Fortune.

A satirical tale of abs, scams, and accidental entrepreneurship.

Jul 19

He Woke Up at 5 A.M. and Ruined Everything

A satirical tale of sleep deprivation, power games, and motivational delusion.

Jul 12

Mangoes Suck. People Don't

At least fruits don't text you at 2 am

Jul 5

June 2025

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