Archive - KYG Stories

Mangoes Suck. People Don't

At least fruits don't text you at 2 am

17 hrs ago

June 2025

The Snake, the Selfie, and a Slightly Unwanted Kiss

An inspiring tale of death, rebirth, and tongue-throwing

Jun 28

The Family That Kills Together, Stays Together

What started as a simple quiz became a masterclass in absurd problem-solving

Jun 24

Lick Me, Love Me Not

Dating is fun-until weird becomes a lifelong subscription

Jun 21

Hobbies for Hire

A guide to monetizing useless skills and poor life choices

Jun 17

You Don’t Wanna Know!

You Will Regret it.

Jun 17

The Six -step Plan to Confusion and Success

A fool proof plan from one fool to another

Jun 14

The 8 Hour Sex Emergency

One man. Eight hours. Zero plans. Infinite stupidity.

Jun 10

The Dog Who Humped My Life

When your girlfriend’s dog gives you relationship advice, you never asked for.

Jun 7

May 2025

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