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The Great Shampoo Conspiracy
A bald man’s crusade against a bottle of lies.
Oct 4

September 2025

Dead Man On a Sick Leave
A sick day, a thousand lies, and one man who discovered the most fatal disease of all—his own excuses.
Sep 27
Just Call Her
When cows, autos, and love all collide — one man’s proposal ends in slaps, police, and the worst advice he never took.
Sep 20
The Resignation Heist
A man resigns in the morning, regrets it by 9:10 a.m., and spends the rest of the day fighting HR, buffaloes, hippos, and dogs — all inside his…
Sep 13
The Cauliflower Conspiracy
Miscommunication is an art. I just happened to be Picasso.
Sep 6

August 2025

The Silly Salad and a Fresh Scandal
One man. One salad. One deeply misunderstood burger.
Aug 30
The Best Chinese You Should Never Taste
Chinese certification feared
Aug 23
Why Should You Choose to Consider Sleeping with Your Ex?
A practical guide to redistributing your misery fairly
Aug 16
6 Steps to Questionable Karmic Success
Because success isn’t about luck. It’s about extremely poor decisions.
Aug 9
Crash the Car. Earn the Jackpot.
A tragic tale of automotive damage, moral damage, and one extremely helpful sibling with flexible ethics
Aug 2

July 2025

The Housewarming Hitman
How I turned bad advice into a masterplan
Jul 26
Silly Humans : The Quiet Sufferers
Short Twisted Satires That Turn Quiet Suffering Into Loud Laughter.
Jul 24
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